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Paradise Demotivational Poster


STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...


TAGS: deadpool star wars nerd paradise false prophet and lots of it
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Alixian - September 5, 2011, 8:22 am
Kids wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pyjamas, Chuck Norris wears Deadpool pyjamas. Deadpool is so cool he makes absolute zero look like 4000 Kelvin
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:16 am
Your parents were related before they got married...weren't they?
SerpentMaster - April 20, 2010, 2:10 am
@aerofiend: You're not a nerd just because you know someone as awesome and legendary as Deadpool
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 6:03 pm
@TheTrashHeap & Moooooo: A Dead pool is a a betting pool on how long it will take someone to die. In Deadpool's case, he can't die, so he became the Deadpool. (Sorry I'm a Nerd.)
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:28 pm
The greatest comic hero/villain the genre has ever known.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:37 am
My thoughts exactly.
TheTrashHeap - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
WTF is a deadpool?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:21 am
That's it!!!.....sorry Bart, You drew the short straw.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:12 pm
Well, you haven't gotten rusty...but your stripes are looking a little gray. lol
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
Last few days I haven't been able to comment from work...java errors or some BS...so I'm getting in a few jabs from home now!!!
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
I saw* Dammit! My problem is acting up.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:04 pm
LD FTW I something like this coming...but that was a flawless execution.lol I wish we could give comments 5 XD
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:02 pm
Hey - I didn't tell anyone what I saw in the shower after gym class Bart so don't blame m- oh...'typos'...my bad.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 8:25 pm
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it...despite my little problem. lol
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 6:44 pm
I already did!
R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 6:12 pm
Say it's an Amsome Effing Poster! SAY IT! 5L's!
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm
Eh eff it Bart. Amsome poster 5L
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm
Godd*** typos!


EDEN - "Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, ........ where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace." - Milan Kundera


TAGS: paradise dog peace
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by merlehoffa

steve1961 - May 2, 2013, 2:27 pm
@ nicholsjoshua15 I've known women who do the same thing...so what's yer point?
GaryO - May 1, 2013, 10:25 pm
Yeah, I’m a dog lover too, and I’ve tried my best to not give ‘em fleas and rabies. Seems their unconditional love is the most irritating though. And yeah, when they bark because someone is breaking in, well, that really gets me pissed.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 1, 2013, 9:24 pm
Dogs are human's link to fleas, rabies, annoying barking, being woke up at five AM to let a stupid animal pee / poop, and being mauled.
GaryO - December 25, 2012, 5:32 pm
I do believe this just gave me a spiritual moment. Woof.
merlehoffa - December 25, 2012, 5:05 pm
Thank you, I will.
maoworks2 - December 25, 2012, 4:31 pm
Great Words 5 Edens.
rerun - December 25, 2012, 4:15 pm

Beautiful, you should share this at digmydog as well.


FACT OF THE MATTER - There is no paradise, without sacrifice




LUNCH - I like a bacon cheeseburgers because it’s nice to know at least two separate animals died to satisfy my hunger


TAGS: cheeseburger paradise frank j imao
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by NevadaFlyBoy

sickartist - December 24, 2009, 5:35 am
Or at least maimed
Cubbybear - December 23, 2009, 11:21 pm
Wow! 5/5


HEAVEN - Only the faithful, or willing future heart patients get to experience it.




Paradise -




DIEGO GARCIA - A little paradise-like archipelago used by CIA to incarcerate and torture alleged terrorists.


TAGS: diego garcia paradise archipelago cia torture terrorists rnr
Rating: 1.82/5

More motifakes by RnR

dumbsquid - January 13, 2009, 2:06 pm
There are no terrorists, or CIA on Diego Garcia. That picture is of the coconut plantation. I know, I spent a year there.
pervo - December 7, 2008, 12:08 pm
Well, either they talk, or they'll die not trying.
barockeva - December 7, 2008, 10:53 am
Torture doesnt really work on people willing to die for their cause.
Dude - July 28, 2008, 9:33 pm
Well said, Ron. Like "alleged" really applies to terrorists.
Ron - July 28, 2008, 1:37 pm
Hey Torture's hard work, what with the lawmakers and such crying up a storm cause you scared someone who would destroy your existance just because its not his. Let the spooks have a quiet retreat and a few martini's. We'll all benefit.


EDEN - Paradise does exist!


TAGS: paradise eden n**e beach bear beer lime
Rating: 1.59/5

More motifakes by Unsavory

Sho - December 4, 2008, 5:25 pm
g** poster
WasclyWabbit429 - October 26, 2008, 3:54 pm
Beer ... haven't seen one of those in a while, holy sheet
Devildog - October 4, 2008, 5:13 pm
Not paradise if there aren't any women...waste of a n**e beach, really.
ADAM - August 18, 2008, 3:02 pm
MORE OF A BUD MAN.


MAY CALENDAR ASSIGNMENT -


TAGS: lawyers paradise island
Rating: 4.82/5

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forseti - May 30, 2011, 1:42 am
Who doesn't?! ;)
ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 11:59 pm
I love a good lawyer joke. Sorry Forseti. ;)


PARADISE LOST - It's your own damn fault. Next time don't bring the wife and kids!


TAGS: paradise lost wife kids beach
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

dy2012 - June 1, 2012, 3:06 pm
ohhh I wish I'm Milton Waddams :)
mariand - June 1, 2012, 2:24 am
hahaha...
maoworks2 - May 31, 2012, 11:01 am
I Second That !


PARADISE - Global Warming Bringing Us Closer To It Everyday


TAGS: paradise global warming
Rating: 1.89/5

More motifakes by rcrasackett

Derek - August 21, 2009, 12:06 am
Hope you enjoy malaria.
Wert - August 4, 2009, 11:49 pm
Tropical jungles. Global warming brings them closer every day.
Derek Gunn - March 27, 2009, 4:17 am
Deserts. Global warming brings them closer every day.


SOLITAIRE -


TAGS: love regret paradise emotion time
Rating: 5/5


BETTER TIMES -


TAGS: golf n roses calender paradise
Rating: 4.89/5

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screamin361 - November 20, 2012, 2:17 pm
Truly demotivational.. 5 dirty bums!


TOO MANY -


TAGS: shelter misfortune paradise
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 13, 2012, 10:29 am
Im honoured! Thanks grey...L's from the great poster creator himself...you are one of the few that achieve quality AND quantity beautifully. Both of you commented...faint!
Greybeard - November 13, 2012, 2:38 am
Superior and insightfull. 6L's if it were possible.
MissPriss - November 12, 2012, 5:45 pm
Thanks sho....
Sho - November 12, 2012, 4:49 pm
Clo5e enough.


Pair o' dice -




MOTIFAKERS' PARADISE - THIS IS NOT, BUT IS CLOSE ENOUGH


TAGS: motifakers paradise close
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by almarpa

almarpa - July 7, 2010, 6:54 am
You are right, that is the reason, from my point of view, is not the paradise... Bacon is missing
ICEMAN - July 6, 2010, 11:09 pm
Sorry, no bacon in sight.


Holiday for the mind -




Terms & Conditions -


TAGS: adam eve apple paradise eden
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

GaryO - July 11, 2015, 9:01 pm
Geeezus, Jesus, whatchoo on? Yer H.O.T.


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